a fetish blessed with an operatic skeleton

if a band has a cool name i will be 100% more likely to like them

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

if anyone asks what borderlands 2 is like just show them this picture

stabsinthe:

(VIBRATES) ME N NIA ARE GETTING HOOKAH AND GOING DOWN TO MANAYUNK TODAY INSTEAD OF WEDS

we went down to manayunk and nia brought her friend jill and we went shopping and got hookah and it was gr8!!!! i made TWO new friends this wk!!!!!!!!

(VIBRATES) ME N NIA ARE GETTING HOOKAH AND GOING DOWN TO MANAYUNK TODAY INSTEAD OF WEDS

i feel like previous silent hill games werent Scary in the bone-chilling keep-you-up-at night way bc they mostly relied on monsters to move shit along and its like, aah real monsters, who cares?? but the trailer for the new sh game actually scares the shit outta me and im so fucking excited

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”